The anonymity of online personals causes quite a few hilarious situations
and we have gathered some of these funny dating stories for you. The following
are the top six stories that we found to be the funniest.
Robbing the Cradle
Jerry was supposed to pick up a girl by the name of Gloria for a blind date.
Upon arriving to the door, a young lady opened the door. He politely said that
he was there to pick up Gloria. He was shocked to see a 70 year old women come
to the door. Turns out he had the wrong house and the Gloria he was there for,
lived 2 houses down.
Allergic to Your Date
Lisa was excited to see Roy again for their third date. She dressed up very
lovely as he told her they were going to a fancy sea food restaurant. Lisa was
very impressed to see the restaurant as it was beautiful and even more flattered
to see the prices. She decided on the clam chowder to start. Little did she know
she was allergic and blew up like a balloon only to be rushed to the hospital.
Keep Your Eyes on the Road
Mike just joined a gym for the first time in over a year. He was pleased to see
a lot of sexy women when he got there. While looking around at the potential
dating partners he caught the eye of a cute one on the treadmill. Focused on
the girl he walked right in to a huge metal machine getting a major bruise on
his face.
Dressed to Impress
Janie spent months trying to impress a guy at her job. Finally one day he
decided to ask her for a drink after work and she gladly accepted. Half an hour
before the end of her shift, she went in to the ladies room to do some miner
fixer uppers. She changed her business suit to a comfortable summer dress.
However, she didn't notice that when she put her dress on, the back was
tucked in to her underwear. She was very embarrassed when her dating partner
had to point it out.
Wine with your dinner
Always know how much you could drink. Don't be like Mia. On her dating
experience she ordered wine to relax and instead of relaxing she drank too much
and spent the whole night praying to the porcelain gods at the ladies room
in the restaurant.
Dance The Night Away
Nick was too embarrassed to tell his dating partner that he had two left feet
when it came to dancing. So when she asked to go to a Salsa club, he agreed
only to trip all over the place on the dance floor and completely embarrassing
the both of them.