Horrible Pick-Up Lines

Do I know you from somewhere?
This popular one is a major flop as it implies that the person you are talking to has either bad memory or is stupid enough to fall for it.

That Outfit Would Look Great on My Floor
What cocky jerk thought this one to be a masterpiece? As if, because he said that, we will fall in to his arms and drop our skirt.

You Must be Tired because you have been running through My Mind all day
HI!!!!!!!!! We just met, which means you didn't even know what I looked like up until now and if there is anything I am tired of it's bad pickup lines.

When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?
NO! What hurts is this sad excuse to try and get me interested in you.

What's Your Sign?
It kind of looks like my fist with the middle finger up in the air.

You must be a cop because you look like this city's Finest
I'm not, but if I was, I would arrest you for your miserable attempt to be cute.

I lost my number, can I have yours?
Yeah, it is 1800-Sad2beU

If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
That depends, can we remove you out of the whole equation?

I would love to meet your parents so I could thank them
Well I would love to meet your parents so I can smack them.

This must be heaven because you look like an angel
No it is hell because you and your sad lines are here.

Not to Use Pickup Lines for Approaching Women or Men

Horrible Pick-Up Lines

Some tricks work, while others flop miserably. For years men and women have used pickup lines as an introduction technique. Pickup lines don't always work the way they should and we have listed the top ten worst and most horrible pickup lines.

And if you were wondering where these came from. These matchmaking disasters were brought to you by foolish men and women around the world!